Shoulda stayed home today,
didnt know it would of been this way
and even tho everyting bless
sometimes i just cant take de stress,

woke up around 8.30 , straight to de bathroom wash me face brush me teeth, climb inna de shower anna give tanx and praise to the almighty father who allow me wake,
glimpse inna de mirror with a serious face say "solo we really need to lose some weight."assume posistion fe go do some situps, buss around 3 or 4 and sed "dats enough"
straight to the kitchen fe go fill me belly up, me put in yt cd and start turn it up, 2 kingsmill in da toaster, put the kettle on to boil to make a lemon n ginger.
take a seat and start to eat then me hear boom boom boom pon me door it a beat."not the bayliff again father" but when me take a look it was me next door neighbour.
Fly the door n tell him "wats up kid?" he said "whats up?! you and your bloody music" sttrrrrrrpps imagine him a study me? further more he send his kids to school and dem no dress propa...
anyway me just mek dat slide, switch off de music and watch jeremy kyle, sttrrpps, tings gone bad to poor, "ah dis me pay tv licsense for?"
just get the clothes to press up, because me know them kinda tings were just sent to distract, mountains to climb and movements to mek babylon cant stop me inna me tracks.
finally me dress and ready roll, select some cd's that uplift the soul, to the bank thats my first goal make sure me thieving boss no short me payroll, check me credit now me ready to trod, as me leave me see a woman grab up she handbag, "look here lady me a work 3 job so dont judge as no criminal will get me mad.
by the time i reach i my ride me have more problem a close encounter with a traffic warden, just spent 3 bills on fixing my car now some crazy bus driver want right off.

Shoulda stayed home today,
didnt know it would of been this way
and even tho everyting bless
sometimes i just cant take de stress,

shoulda stayed home today....

got a little appointment bout a little problem, but that was half past nine and now its ten past ten. Its a headache if i miss this chance but me cant find no blowse and skirt place to park. get to the office bout 10.25 "hello ive got a meeting with a MR Price"
they tell no thats alright, you better think twice dont call us will call you in about fortnight.
put me hand upon me forehead, and beg father god just to give me some strength,
im under attack, me start to vex and i dont want to make the wrong judgement.
leave the place and kick a dustbin now one of the communtiy officer start to home in,
him start to preach bout public order i said i dont mean to be rude but just leggo from bout ya!" he stood back a made a firm anoucement, "im placing you under arrest of a citezen" haha yea right you and which friend, wowowo reinforcements
now im surrounded by feds, people walking pass looking at me like im bin ladden,
i hear voice "Oi Melissa, aint that your dad" now me daughter and her friend see me under judgement

Shoulda stayed home today,
didnt know it would of been this way
and even tho everyting bless
sometimes i just cant take de stress,....